Dechristo

Look out! Chaps is starting to get amorous.

Lamentably Ostentatious Lummox No offense to Lummox

Chaps wants to murder and put the body through a chipper.

Under the capital gnome, our leaders decide the fate of a nation.

Gnome, gnome on the range...

I'll gnome when I see him.

There's no place like Gnome.

Come on... Get a photo of Mike Meyers as Fat Bastard up here.

I and another climber established over thirty routes on a crag that had never seen development. All climbs were done from the ground up, trad, without falls, and without inspection or gardening previous to the FAs. Were these climbs "on-sites"?

I eat tossed, dead baby-birds. Stir-fry with some eggs, bean sprouts, green peppers, and season to taste. Mmm...mmm, good, Mmm...mmm, good. That's what dead baby birds are: mmm...mmm, good.

...and corrected vision not a problem.

Up fifteen miles of nasty dirt road and over two canyon passes.

Layton's the Wanted-Belayer!

Looks like she has cinnamon buns on her mind.

Fucker's on belay! Where's those belayers when you need one...

Haven't seen 'em since the '74 Dark Side of the Moon Tour, Olympia Stadium (where the Red Wings used to play). Haven't been to Hyde Park since '71. I'd consider going over to catch the whole concert, but, I bet Elton plays a bunch of his newer stuff and I've got a couple gigs that weekend. Fuckin' bastard temporal realm!

fast fucker... it doesn't help that I've got a 24kbps connection. I had to join the site first. My signature line for the site: "When I think of Chaps, I think of moist meadows."

OMFG, look at the jocularity!

"I give 'em warm milk and nookies...ummm...cookies. It's not sexual."

The more Chumps thinks about, the more he looks like your avatar.

Looks like Mike King's place at Bluff Lake. ...and, yes, THAT does take money.

Mighty Chapson

Conjures images of Vincent Price's "Joker" in the old BatMan TV series: Dada, dada, dada, dada... CHAPSMAN!!!

He'll be found with his nutsack resting on his lips, neck broken, if he keeps doing that!