Dechristo

ooooooouuuuuuuu... A nasty wet one... better wipe.

And spending hours trying to determine the error in his calculations when a bird shits on his head.

Most here ascribe to the political views of the Demographic Party.

You forgot ice climbers... (this ought to be good) savior of the race and sex god = ice climber

Insidiot? Deceptively-evil dolt.

For real? Surreal.

Ok, I retract "Yukon". Sorry, I forgot about that incident...

He's probably a "freelance writer".

...who, bored, stole the idea for the story from a fellow crack-head at a Wesson party.

Mighta been a wild amazonian Yukon ho.

No, my dog musta been eatin' garbage.

...I liked the movie but can't remember shit. Oldtimers Disease settlin' in.

you'd then succumb to penis-envy.

some more discrete than others

Better go steal somethin' I'm bored of that too... Maybe I'll go "extreme summiting" on Rainier instead... Yep, when bored of criminal activity, group sex, and drug-addiction, there's always climbing.

Thought you got it from the Ethel Merman cover of the Axis: Bold As Love album.

Better go steal somethin'

salt peter

I got your number off the wall...

...claimed to have been unearthed from the last of hundreds of excavations by an alpine woodchuck and now the basis of the cult religion "Marmotism".

You have one.

Tommyknockers are a North American ethnicity.

Yeah... I'm really eighteen and a half years old.

The Screedom of the Chills