Dechristo

"Skateboard accident" riiiiiiiight... I'm glad the photo wasn't of your other blister. No bio-diesel on hand?

I have most of my sex in pubic.

Then is chalk a hedge against fear?

Nice job!

Receiving is her job.

DOHhhhh! (forehead-slap)

Because she was pissed with what she got when you ran out of "no"'s?

That'd be a bitch.

The French boulderers contingent?

fast fucker

marched

A lot of that goin' around... lol...

Use non-caged, organically-fed, free-range chalk.

Kind of a personal question ain't it?

Remember the National Lampoon skit about watching the President's movements?

At what ratio of vapor to solids does flatulence become crapulence?

asshole

Huh? Wut? Did sumbuddy cawl ma name?

You prove your point continually and well. Admittedly, it is fun in this venue to write barbs aimed at others and to read them; I think most of us participate to an extent. The running comedy in your attacks of others is in how often your criticisms apply easily to yourself... ...as you've demonstrated above. Lighten up, cj, and learn to laugh at yourself or do you fear too greatly being thought a fool? Accept it, you are a fool as are all of us in many regards. Cementing your identity in intellectualism is fraught with serious pratfalls in the ubiquitous quest for contentment. Everyone's intellectual capacity, including yours, is limited. If your self-worth is based on yours and others assessment of your own intelligence, get used to kissing the asses of everyone who have greater capacity and/or have been at the game longer than you. Another pratfall is to publicly proclaim yourself as the arbiter of "substantive thought". Now, you may kiss my ass. Easy, now. Remember, lighten up.

Even the Great Karnac couldn't divine the next contrived rationale you're gonna come up with.

It doesn't sound very professional, wise, or convincing for an agent with aspirations or expectations of working covertly to be talking to her neighbors about her work with the CIA... seems a bit too public at that. "But then, this only proves people hear what they want to hear." That's Mr. inflamed ego, sir!

Archenemy wrote: Is there any wonder who the "female acquaintance" is?

A Kerry/Gore clone?