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Dechristo

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  1. ...what I scream when I'm about to bust a nut.
  2. pet My dog gets supremely pissed-off if an audible fart is let go near him. His own farts don't bother him. Should've named him Margaret Thatcher.
  3. Dechristo

    specialed's tit

    Thanks for the mammaries.
  4. They were great when I saw 'em... in '75. Of course, Jagger was only 32-years-old at that time.
  5. That's Yoda in middle-age after his wife left him.
  6. Dechristo

    specialed's tit

    Their tits you can fold.
  7. awesome...what a beautiful route.
  8. Yeah, a lot of ancient phalluxes in caves since the availability of Viagra.
  9. Dechristo

    specialed's tit

    a belay loop.
  10. Dechristo

    specialed's tit

    a belt buckle.
  11. Dechristo

    Lance!

    Naw, that's a myth... ...I've been tryin' it for most of my life and it hasn't worked for me.
  12. or maybe her sierra ain't grande.
  13. Dechristo

    toothlessness

    "I was raised by a toothless, bitter hag. ...but it's alright now, in fact, it's a gas."
  14. Gotta have the head trauma for that effect. Fuh Q You do this for a day scramble in the Sierras and won't do the same after dodging avalanches and carpet-bomb rockfall on the fifth ascent of Serra Five? ...dick! I guess the head trauma has had a beneficial effect. Beauty solo effort.
  15. Post the photo of the route.
  16. Dechristo

    toothlessness

    Could be where Jumpin' Jack Flash is from.
  17. Dechristo

    specialed's tit

    rather pert
  18. Dechristo

    Hey DFA

    The guy is a base-player
  19. or Redstatescan'tstan
  20. Duh! They will pre-emptively invade us for being a heathen state harboring terrorists (Michael Moore) and nuculer weapons! I hate it when that happens.
  21. Give him fluff and thread-drift greetings from all.
  22. What is obviously short-sighted about this to you?
  23. An entertaining, though escapist and short-sighted, farce.
  24. Everyone hates something. Some hates have broader support than others.
  25. ...watching the detectives...
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