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Marie, Tangled stated "tail about six inches long". Poor thing, men have taught you that six inches is long.

People all over the world Join in Loot a beer train, beer train

Did they change the name after you pulled out?

Are those turtlenecks or dickies?

IceFall, you read like a pampered, self-centered, narcissist. Get a grip, take the above advice. Confront your fear of being alone in a strange place with no immediate help; it will allow you to enjoy life more and make you a better alpinist.

Is he a judge in England?

EE is professionally trained

You've got his name and that he's from Castle Rock. Look in the phone book; you're only 40 miles away.

The "ugly" part is ok as sheep don't do it in the Missionary position...reportedly.

I'm talkin' 'bout the bastards that strip a whole route.

MisterE! I didn't know you've been on Baywatch and the Dating Squares! Doesn't your chest look vacant with your nipples on your ass?

I forget the name of it, but in '79, while I was in a drunken stupor, I was reading a pretty good book in the Rock Springs, Wyoming jail. The title escapes me. Rode to da jailhouse with the stripper that they busted for indecent exposure at the same juke joint I got arrested for public drunkeness, disturbing the peace (I said "fuck-you" to a cop), and resisting arrest (it took six fat-ass cops to put me on the hood of the patrol car because I laid the "drunken climber sock-monkey move" on 'em). She was a nice girl.

List of amusing town names: * Twatt, Scotland * Ramsbottom, England * Fucking, Austria * Dildo, Newfoundland * Brest, France * Fuckpigg, Wales * Dickcheese, Malta * Fudgepacker, France * Buttfuck, United States * Dirtysanchez, Mexico * Shitlicker, Australia Indiana has "Gnawbone" and "French Lick". Colorado has "Punkin Center" (bunch of hicks, eh?).

I'm very disappointed when people take hangers from bolts.

What? From the breasts of a Yeti? Like the human breast milk myself. Sampled it a few times while the progeny were draggin' on their Momma's tit. Sweet.

try copulating with something other than boxes filled with pointy solder connections.

I got burned

"Do What You Like" - Blind Faith

Nodzen

Knotzen extending her Fickle Finger of Fate. I hope you washed first. Or, is that how this whole shitty mess got started? Employees MUST wash hands before starting another world.

The finger on your hand? Knotzen's got skillz.

Ok, I'll call him for ya. Admirable that your takin' care of business.

now that is admiting no skills when you cant even enjoy it i feel sad for you We're still talking about colonoscopy, right?

No, I take it, too.