Dechristo

Can I have yours then To each according to their greed... ...I mean, need.

A thread titled "The Linkinator", involving PP, and cj hasn't posted the photo of a "link" in a porcelain bowl yet? WTF?

Pat Paulsen/Christopher Walken ticket in '08. Hillary can have Condi's job. She'll be like a female Alexander Haig. Al Sharpton for Secretary of War. Our foes will be stymied when confronted through the news media with a gospel-style delivery of lecture: Warren Beatty Secretary of the Treasury... or maybe George Soros. They're good and content at playing on the monetary world game table. Euwell Gibbons for Secretary of the Interior. Oh...he's dead. Well, dig him up. He's perfect. If the issues currently contemplated had a chance to assume room temperature for four years, it might be a good thing. other nominations for these or other posts?

Them expectations are a harsh taskmaster, eh?

...the professor calls after the meandering crowd in tones that speak of his embarassed nakedness...

I wish to god I'd chosen the blue lotus

I think I'm gonna be sad I think it's todaaaaaay The girl that's drivin' me mad Is goin' awaaaaaaay She's gotta ticket to ri-hide she's gotta ticket to ri-hi-hide she's gotta ticket to rrIDE AND SHE DON'T CARE!

...and she don't care.

Forget your statement and hold onto your qualifier. Do you get better fuel economy at 10mph than at 50? Maybe, if you drive a lawnmower.

I'm gonna buy an antenna.

Count on Americans to do the right thing after all other fossil fuels have been exhausted.

"...and a car-trih-hage in a sheep's rear." only 119 shopping days left.

You are an adept phallus handler.

Whose suckin' who, sucka?

Those at the highest and lowest ends of the economic spectrum receive the most governmental assistance.

Yeah, and our demographic is the highest in organ donation.

under your spiked heel.

Your point should have been in recognizing your disapproval of his style "demonstrated by [his] little devil head flipping [you] off", noob. Those that easily take and tenaciously hold offense don't last in this class.

So, what is the ancient tribal rite for determining virginity? Much could be communicated by a surreptitious vaginal suppository of adequate ingredient.

I try to drive downhill only.

There's no irony in this at all, for as you stated...

I'm not that flexible.

"Some folks are even whiter than me." Todd Rundgren