Dechristo

There is speculation we will all pay extra when we meet our intelligent designer.

Yeah right... there's video footage of you at night in your flannel jammies, playing air-harp on a cob of corn.

Is that "Pearl" like in "Pearly Gates"? Are they a wholesome contemporary christian band? I'm in! I've got some new cd's of John Ashcroft and Jerry Falwell singing gospel music we can listen to non-stop to and from the venue.

The professor is in the front of a large darkened auditorium filled with people. The film of his exhaustive, contemplative, expansive thesis has just finished rolling. Someone in the audience is holding their hands up in the stream of white light still emanating from the film projector creating silhouette images of bunnies and flying birds. The professor is outraged by this show of construed disrespect here at the end of his monumental dissertation. Still on stage, enraged he stands in the stream of white light, his silhouette magnified on the big screen. Blinded by the lightbeam and his rage, the professor is oblivious to the fact that he is center stage. He screams and rales into the darkness against the person who has sullied him and his doctoral show on "Contemplations For the Good of Mankind In Progressive Thought". The house lights are turned high. All the crowd, amused, and the professor, aghast, turn their gaze to a young boy standing before the film projector, unaffected. The crowd comes away from the exposition with various impressions unintended by the professor; many with wry smiles.

I want berry gum.

The last, and only, waterbed I've had was filled with amniotic fluid. BTW, A Man For All Seasons is one of my favorite films.

effin'-A!

He's not the first guy to get some tail in the back of a Range Rover.

The Kurds, right?

I'm glad you're glad.

Books suck hind tit.

You're quite a multi-tasker.

Only to Eminem

heh heh heh

hep the snaffles escape the maze!

nope

You are proof of this fact. I know you are, but what am I?

Adolescent Dementia Advocates

Is that faux fur? It can't be fo reception.

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The mountain comes to Mohammed