Dechristo

Are the thermos's with buttons female?

I have an obligation to go to Boulder this weekend. I have trepidation. Are there any cautions or warnings I could benefit from? Do I need my passport? What is their currency and exchange rate? Any cultural taboos I might offend unknowingly?

What? No artificial vaginas near the keyboard?

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Yes, even when you're trying to help them and almost from birth now. Just the other day, an infant American farted on me while I was changing its diaper. BITCH!

Chaps' thoughts before entering the barn: Chaps' thoughts exitting the barn:

prove it.

Nice work, O.J. Although Chaps' jaw is locked in the position shown due to overextension while in the barn, he is being arrested for injury to the horse: stomach acid will burn sensitive equine tissue.

If he likes you, he'll put peanut butter on his chew toy for ya.

He couldn't help his response... the photo gave him a chubby.

Porsche Cayenne

nice work.

A pair of love handles?

Gee, they've made a musical about our fluff buddy? Are there alot of exciting belaying scenes?

Chapped

Pray tell of your other personalities.

Chappy's photo suggests he's got his head caught in a fence while he's gettin' it from behind.

Rove signals he wants two equestrian helmets like Condy's for his and Donny "Bum'sfelt's upcoming weekend in Enumclaw.

"tongues" is a misnomer, those must be construed as labia.

Wow. It was 31-years-ago when I saw Fripp with King Crimson. Fuck, that can't be right. I'd have to be as old as... I am. That show was opened by Elephant's Memory, John Lennon's original backing band. Good to hear Robert Fripp is still making the rounds.

I doubt Clinton's ancestry is Cuban.

Confession is good for the soul, but you're taking a big chance of receiving ridicule in admitting here to your problem of "picture-envy". Seek professional help. You must accept the size of the "picture" you were born with. And don't fall for those manifold emails promising "picture enhancement". Remember, it's not all about the size of your picture, it's the beauty and movement of the frame. (at least keep telling that to yourself)

34B

Did you beat the bitch?

Yeah, I've heard there're people with their heads up their asses there.