Dechristo

You're takin' a chance pickin' her up and callin' her "rope-drag".

cool video clip of you jumpin' on the bed. But where are the other two?

They denigrate and call tall folks "rubber people".

The Gospel according to St. Randy Newman

If he pulls down his skirt, it won't show.

You'll have limited success with LaTeX while stumped.

It's a short road from hypercritical to hypocritical.

home movie?

emoticom-a-trois?

he's giving it the white-glove test for cleanliness.

that'd be bidet-talk.

A pet Goldfish? I'd give it the same treatment as a pet Floundering.

Didn't get farther than playing Spin the Sigg Bottle, huh?

20,000 leagues under the spray

more evidence for social services.

A kind word

What to charge for a rescued pet wet puss?

What's this corn kernel...?

Saturday I received a phone call from an agency I've ties to. I was asked if I'd go participate in rescue efforts for a wage of $24-$29/hr. I had to decline due to an existing contract. If I'd gone and encountered a pet floundering, I don't care the official mandate or protocol, I would at least put the animal on high ground.

refreshing, after a manner of speaking

It seems I've been born-again.

well, I remember something cold and wet. I thought I fell on her wet washcloth.

I thought I just fell out of bed

If you get paid for it, you are doing it right? Either that or you are married. and still not doing it right.