Dechristo

Who was it had/has the "they'll get over it or die freaked out" sig line?

wazzamatta?

Looks like there's horsecock and snaffles... it just might work. I want you to kill all those goddam golphers!

not another Seagal

I believe they allow nine-inch nails to fly.

oooooohmegapadmehummmmmmmm

Do the name Ghengis Khan ring a bell?

do they shave 'em for their wool?

and she's 5-11

ninja jammies give the power for lethal finger hits on the keyboard

Nolse is a Jewish American Princess?

I'll believe that when it's proven Hell is exothermic.

yeah, yeah... he's not talking about your "jackets" that cover a very specific piece of anatomy you've offered to provide to most of us here. You're looking for the "Gay Mountaineer Jacket" thread.

DO NOT climb the fence around Gitmo.

kick his ass, Knotzen

What he said, you bwanabee bwana.

or to float your boat

WTF? Everybody's always howlin' and beggin' others to cut 'em some slack. Just 'cause I don't need to beg anymore and I've fashioned myself a real job with as much slack as I wanna take, you're jealous? Ha ha ha, who's da sucka!

No, but how about some product of it?

OMG! OMG! Teresa?

so apropriate you're sitting next to another basket of vegetables.

Seagal's flagellum:

someone loan Minx a magnifying glass

no spelling bees at Pub Club?

lighten-up on the prolactin