Dechristo

Did you fart? Polysyllabic farts are still only farts, no matter the orifice of origin. We are all rectal aerosol in the wind.

the tears are a nice touch. he's almost as scary as Ronald MacDonald.

My feet were absolutely baked in faded purple Mythos when down at Hueco; it would have been horrendous in black shoes.

You're right, Alpinfox; I'm now at a loss for a graemlin to convey maniacal laughter.

nice

Humored

Anger = Depression = Grief = WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ASSHOLE! Why can't you accept the meaninglessness of my, I mean, YOUR existence and admit that everything, much less nuanced expression, is for... ...naught. {We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.}

ignorance vs. bliss

love

relativity and quantum

Try again. You gotta massage the message.

hits close to home here and there.

Another question, after the avail of rescue, can the effort be deemed a "solo"?

.223 or 7.62 X 39

puce or plum

A coward dies a thousand deaths. ...I'm on my 769th.

slut or Mother

The Ebay merchant of Venice.

It's all, like, too heavy, man.

pound of flesh

gravity

condoms

Attempts of communication in a literary mode w/o vocal inflection, facial expression, and body language.

If you prick us, do we not bleed?

CBS, thanks for the apt analogy to life.