Dechristo

Get used to it.

You just don't know yourself well enough. It's all done in love, baby.

Enough of that sick bastard whidbey's comments. I'm looking for another vehicle for increased fuel economy as well. Being as I'm smitten with the performance of diesel engines, I'll be looking in that direction.

All my undies are caramel after use.

HEY! I GOT ONE, TOO!

caramel jockies? HTF did edible underwear get into this discussion?

OK, I'm exagerating... probably only big as a bivy sack.

I've seen handbags that could double as a four-season tent

The covered rickshaw pulled by a meth-head works great for me. Just keep feedin'em the crystal and they'll pull any grade.

now i know why you hate me

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celibacy is not tolerated

Time wounds all heels.

didn't know Richard was from the Great White North.

If AlpineK were a pal, he'd offer the use of his chipper for all cc.com registrants' paperwork. I bet you could push through a full cardboard filebox.

Magic Bus

And smarter and fragrantly odorous

It looks like pube-speak.

those are apostrophes you dumb canuck

As seen by Dean Potter while climbing Steph Davis' Delicate Arch.

excretion

You can have my Hawaii when you pry it from my cold, dead, tanned fingers.

but wait so you like are saying if and only if like you should use a comma that like uh wait still no comma huh?

Let's have "an amazing story" told in boulderer-speak.

moderator please move this limp-wristed, light-in-the-loafers discussion to Cafe Sensitivioso.