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Dechristo

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  1. how indelicate you're going to burn in hell for that one. seriously. she presides. you wrote it. you da one gonna get burnt. oh, the inhumanity.
  2. Those guys are a couple of mighty insecure unicyclers; you tell by the deathgrips on their John Thomas'. Either that, or, they've got to pee REAL bad.
  3. sly dog, the negotiation will require consumption of 1.5 cases alone.
  4. how indelicate
  5. 1 1/2
  6. I bet that stunt would cost one case only... paid in advance.
  7. The Johns are not laughing
  8. I am chastised
  9. Prove your virility to yourself and others by doing an ascent while maintaining an uninterrupted erection. The post title bears greater pertinence if you're uncircumcised.
  10. myth-head
  11. nothing more exhilarating than the strains of a cat piano heard in alpine
  12. Probably, too offensive. ? Could infer George or Bill.
  13. Any good suggestions? I kind of like "Communicable Afro".
  14. I liked my Guide Almighty's until I wore 'em out. I've been told by a wearer that the Exum's were good.
  15. Geoid willickers! good info. I'm somewhere between heaven and hell and that's all I really know with any confidence.
  16. Tutor
  17. BigWallin's cousin?
  18. Considering how he climbs, every part of him has to be balls.
  19. So, if someone had these symptoms they'd be, like, channelling Scurvy? Scurvy. The hyper-active Scurvy of "Larry, Moe, and Scurvy". That explains a lot.
  20. Poo-flinger-monger-exhibiteur!
  21. Sometimes we wield the crutch, sometimes the crutch wields us; such is our art. But, you knew that for you are the great Illuminated Inanite, oh, Imamate of this forum.
  22. Thanks for the warning. I'm staying away from this woman, Tukwila (whomever she is). I'm playing it safe and assuming "toxicunt" is an STD.
  23. You're, also, as liberal "as they come" in reason; in my experience, one's participation and identity in any political persuasion ensures no exclusion of racism and anger. ...you are the wiper of other WHITE-PEOPLES' bottoms and smell of elderberries.
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