Dechristo

AlpineK?

A buddy of mine swaps one license plate between two trucks (Toyotas) and one plate between three bikes (Harleys).

Was that collegiate-level play? We kicked ass against Thunder Bay's college team... ...of course, there were only two Americans on our team so there was no national pride, only club esteem, behind the victory.

Yeah! Can't live with 'em, can't make soup from their bones.

admirable effort.

Just remember that you won't think yourself a "mountain climber" if you don't make the drive.

how 'bout "roll-playing"?

role-play with your gf.

Squamish Cell Carcinomas.

and has yet to birth yo 200lb. afterbirth twin.

NJ crept in, crapped, crept out.

e)use flare to demonstrate goatse on cop.

That's included in the pwner's manual.

It's not a chalk bag. For the really scary stuff, us uber-climbers are sportin' the rectal equivalent of a drool cup.

celebrate good times, c'mon.

is the same diff between a owner/ownee & user/usee

That which has not been found cannot be lost.

erogenous zones are where you find them. She peaked at her popliteal.

She was my lover. She was perpetually checking for traces of my scent where I touched her.

PROVINCIAL!?! I'll have you know I'm a cosmopolitan twit! N'est pas?

would nervously thrust her hands into her armpits then compulsively smell her fingers.

hello this hose has little infos for those of nose ...other than it snows & the wind, she blows

I AM

Would it be funnier if I already had plans to go to Index with three women? Yeah, iffen they loved you up and turned you into a horny toad. Although, by this spate of posts the horny toad part appears redundant.