I submitted your question to syndicated columnist Mann Glanders so that we might get some professional commentary on this.
Here's the response:
Dear Mr. "wave his pendulous belly for all to see" Phil,
Jonmf76 lives in his own little subjective world where he is the authority on all things "mountain", "freeze-dried", and "Gore-Tex". He hates climbers. They have the audacious temerity to suggest that his perception that his gigantic Oz-like head, from which all things worthy of consideration flow and sweet-scented flowers float like bubbles borne on a breeze, where he is the center of a sweet honey in the rock universe, is actually his self-delusional rendering of what the climbers see: he wears a rectum balaclava pulled down to his neck.
Don't curse him; thank the mountain gods for providing the entertainment.