Dechristo

Just get the Cliff Notes version. Oh, I forgot, you're writing them.

Then, there's the totally messed-up situation on rope-tows when somebody (always) falls down in front, pile-up occurs, and you've got to stand there allowing just enough friction from the rope passing through your hands to keep you from going backwards. Though, it warms your hands pretty good.

Had a great time in Winter Park this weekend past: had condo, meals, and alcoholic beverages all comped and played both nights with a kickin' band. Best "head" comment overheard was when two women squared-off. The one bohemian ski-bum chick told the glamour yuppie chick, "you look better with a cock in your mouth".

The dealership required my wife to show a birth certificate of one of her kids and forcefully head-butt me in the face before allowing her to purchase an SUV. I assumed this was universal.

Perhaps, I misinterpreted "elsewhere" as "other than this site". If so, I'll take down the photo gladly.

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what's a "let"?

It's a trick. Your sub-human mind doesn't perceive it consciously, but CBS's post has a non-subliminal message in it.

The 2007 Detroit Auto Show , as always, has some good looking vehicles on display. bye-bye boxy Volvos:

perhaps, men find a surrogate in mountaineering. Note: the photo linked here should not be copied or distributed in any manner by request of the original poster.

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." Albert Einstein

They were slidin' on the roads of Malibu yesterday.

Fear did a pretty good cover of this song on "The Record". Guarnateed to produce disturbed children. -r Guaranteed. Recently, one of 'em graduated valedictorian from a junior college... at the age of eighteen.

I may crap this Winter.

I blasted my kids with The Animals' "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" while they were en utero.

"emmmahhhhhhmmmmeeeeeee" Isabella is such a fox. It's no wonder our parents generation went ape-shit over her mother, they look like twins.

don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers

Spat Upon Fatty

I would take ticket extra ticket, but, I'd need Super Kitty to get me there in time and he's busy with Carolyn's cat right now. Frickon' fat cat don't give a flyin' fuck about peoples.

Does blowing raspberries (Bronx Cheer) at the screen count? As director * Six Figures Getting Sick (Short film) (1966) * The Alphabet (Short film) (1968) * The Grandmother (Short film) (1970) * The Amputee (Short film) (1974) * Eraserhead (1978) * The Elephant Man (1980)- nominated Best Director * Dune (1984) * Blue Velvet (1986) * The Cowboy and the Frenchman (Short film) (1988) * Twin Peaks (TV series) (1990-91) * Wild at Heart (1990) * Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Broken Hearted (Short film) (1990) * American Chronicles (documentary television series) (1990) * On the Air (TV series) (1992) * Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) * Hotel Room (TV mini-series) (1993) * Lumière:Premonitions Following an Evil Deed (Short film) (1996) * Lost Highway (1997) * The Straight Story (1999) * Mulholland Drive (2001) * Rabbits (Online series) (2002) * Dumb Land (Online Flash animation series) (2002) * Darkened Room (Short film) (2002) * Rammstein: Lichtspielhaus (video "Rammstein") 2003 * INLAND EMPIRE (2006) As an actor * The Amputee (1974) as a male nurse * Heart Beat (1980) as a painter (uncredited) * Dune (1984) as a spice miner (uncredited) * Zelly and Me (1988) as Willie, Isabella Rossellini's character's love interest * Twin Peaks (1990) as Agent Cooper's boss, FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole * Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) as FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole * Nadja (1994) brief scene as a morgue receptionist * Dumb Land (2002) - Lynch provides the voices for this made-for-internet animated series. * INLAND EMPIRE (2006) as the voice of "Bucky," an unseen film crew member (uncredited)

Beautiful place, weather, and work. Way to get it while you can.

wire-hair?

"Should I tell him he has a split in his pants or take this opportunity to show him how I feel for him..."

a loving dog