Dechristo

da pussy posse

liposuction allowed?

dahling, would you re-size the photo for me - I can't be bothered.

Close! I was the stand-in for Kate Hepburn in the Hollywood blockbuster "Rooster Cogburn". It was my part and she my stand-in until the director started sleeping with Spencer Tracy, then the bitch was given my part - I had to feed the hack all her lines from off camera. Here's a still from the set. Of course, I'm center stage and you'll notice Big John is talking to me, not that talentless wench. F#@k'n human race

President Chaney?

Let's hire the elk to build the fence.

I believe it's a rerun, but Gadd is on Conan tonight. They're gonna show film of that iceberg climbing shiz. Edit: and Kate Beckinsale...what a fox

they got old and constipated or they're riding different bumps

tik, tik...Tik. tooong, toong, Toong, TOong, TOOng, TOONG, TING, TINNG, TINNNG, TINNNNNNNG!

Played soccer with quite a few Iranians. They all preferred being called "Persians".

summumma-bitch. Bill, one must be a subscriber to read the rest of the text through your link.

There's nothing new under the Sun

It's like shovelling sand against the tide

I had a basement apartment where the windows were at normal height and the sidewalk outside was at the level of the bottom of the windows. One summer day, I heard a commotion outside and looked up to see a cat running for it's life past the windows with a big dog hot on it's heels. Within a minute, I heard the sound of a dog ky-yighing in fear and pain growing closer and I looked up through the same windows to see the same pair running back in the opposite direction from a moment before - with the cat, the nails of all four feet dug-in, riding upon the dog's back. It was one of those moments where, although alone, you laugh your ass off.

The photo reminds me... without fail, every dvd I view that has the World Trade Towers in the background, prompts a response of awe, usually verbal, that those huge buildings were brought down and a recollection of that morning when, it seems, the world started down a different path.

told you so

The one funning around is the one having the most screwing?

do you suggest behavior hazzarding bannination?

Dare I deign to divulge that I deem divergent? I think not. It will remain a gift of mystery. And remember... "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." Albert Einstein

"CC.com" played backwards on a phonograph renders "mock tuh easy easy".

my, you are an optimist and the thread comes full circle in spray where everyhting on cc.com has a potential of ending up. it's all spray. if i post something serious in a spray thread would the post get moved or deleted. here's your answer

my, you are an optimist

I screw around. She wasn't that shape when I first met her, though.

well, don't tell anyone, k?