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Dechristo

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  1. I'll take him, but on the condition he doesn't manifest the flying trait of his sire... I mean, cleaning piss and shit off the floor is one thing, but the dry cleaning bills for the draperies alone is, well, unthinkable. Dec, 13th? Isn't that kinda young?
  2. So, whenever he thinks of Bush and Rummy, he drops to his knees wherever he is (say, on a city sidewalk?), assumes a pursed, "oh"-shaped mouth, and gropes at the pants-zippers of passersby? The poor creature. I assume he's not flexible enough to perform on himself as his avatar name phonetically connotes his flexibility lies elsewhere: Virendra7 = Viagra 7/week?
  3. Since ah've switched ta cc.com, ah've maid a buttload of munny rytin' and purformin' cuntry mewzick.
  4. Ban him for not banning him! Or, will I get banned for being the bane of those unbanned for balking at banning, bbbbb bbbb bbb BITCH?
  5. Dechristo

    love

    Agape. You don't need to call a doctor if it is in effect for over four hours.
  6. Dechristo

    love

    Love means never having to say "I'm sorry, d00d, but your girlfriend, sister, and Mom all came on to ME. I'M THE VICTIM HERE, D00D!"
  7. I almost never fuck on the first cadbon date
  8. Dechristo

    love

    wuv, twue wuv
  9. just because you like to wear lace when you perform, doesn't mean everyone must.
  10. yeah, "space" is where you are
  11. same thing happened to Black Jack Ketchum
  12. Dechristo

    MLK

    If he found an alternative, it wasn't in this world
  13. they ascend to the cc.com gallows
  14. V7, you can hear me mumble while I type?
  15. looks like he needs a condom with an extra large reservoir tip
  16. Dechristo

    love

    perhaps your mother didn't nurse you
  17. It's because I KNOW EVERYTHING
  18. I haven't agreed with anything, anywhere, anytime.
  19. you've left persona of fearless serenity somewhere along the way
  20. it appears you
  21. Dechristo

    love

    I call "redbull"
  22. you're unravelling
  23. Dechristo

    MLK

    I have seen a photo of MLK
  24. you're a fool if you believe all your ideas are your own
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