Dechristo

nothing left to do but trash 'em when they get kinky.

You're entertained by Herr Hasselhof's peter?

Wuzza mattuh? Bummed that you have a conscience?

This would give new definition to "the biggest loser on cc.com." within these confines, that's currently spelled "looser".

not my experience with the dogs and cats I've had.

"Why do they make anal beads in different colors when they always come out brown"? That's not "brown", d00d. I've always had a bronze tan. If you'd stop posting gay pics and chanting "bone, bone, bone, bone" you could keep the closet door shut on the legacy of your prenatal origins.

I'd prescribe concerned groups, of similar ethnic/religio persuasions and the news media, highlight and extend effort toward publicizing the protestation of violence and terrorism by those in kind rather than take this route. Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

Fuck you G-spotter. How many mercury slurpees did your mother swallow again? Or, had she huffed so much paint thinner she couldn't remember. Hey Dru...you ever had a pussy streched around your head? No? What, were you an asshole baby? It's Ok, Kevbone. It's understood you're shocked and dismayed to learn you're the product of sodomy. But, really, the issue is the image of your parents having anal sex (when you were conceived) that's like a splinter in your mind...driving you mad. Your mother huffing and snorting, your father about to pop a vessel. All very disturbing.

heart-on, brother, heart-on.

Did somebody hear a mouse fart?

I'm still suspicious of the Susan B. Anthony dollar and the 1909 SVDB penny.

Word is Minnesota has a paucity of qualified belayers. Your tale tells truth told.

Carl, zip-it. Zip. Zip-it. Zip, zip, zip-it

sounds like somebody's got a heart-on.

"You know how to do it. Just put your lips together ...and blow."

shameless capitalistic promotion

amputate an appendage

Isn't Canada our back yard?

Just get the Cliff Notes version. Oh, I forgot, you're writing them.

Then, there's the totally messed-up situation on rope-tows when somebody (always) falls down in front, pile-up occurs, and you've got to stand there allowing just enough friction from the rope passing through your hands to keep you from going backwards. Though, it warms your hands pretty good.

Had a great time in Winter Park this weekend past: had condo, meals, and alcoholic beverages all comped and played both nights with a kickin' band. Best "head" comment overheard was when two women squared-off. The one bohemian ski-bum chick told the glamour yuppie chick, "you look better with a cock in your mouth".

The dealership required my wife to show a birth certificate of one of her kids and forcefully head-butt me in the face before allowing her to purchase an SUV. I assumed this was universal.

Perhaps, I misinterpreted "elsewhere" as "other than this site". If so, I'll take down the photo gladly.

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