Dechristo

I'll go, but, the new high-fiber organic Gu must be supplied

they'll need to be wary of roadside improvised explosive cheese devices

i bet he would have preferred if you had smuggled them into the jail Unfamiliar with the custom of joint suppositories in the joint I suppose.

I want to know who the fuck "Jethro" is.

smuggled some into a friend that was doin' thirty days in the Pinedale jail... for possession.

He attended Garfield High until the age of 16 when he dropped out. Quincy Jones went to Garfield, too.

First, do no harm.

you suave summumma

Colorado

all who climb are haute

Above the clouds Higher than eagles we're gliding Suspended in the sky Over the moon Straight for the sun we were riding My eyes were filled with light Behind us black walls Below us a bottomless canyon Floating with no sound Gulls far below Seemed to be suddenly rising Exploding all around - The Byrds

Give me your dirty love... - Zappa

"My black anus absorbs all light and spews explosive vitriol." Yeah, sounds like it.

or a narc-o-leptic

WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS CRACK HERE???

Do you believe the voice (email) of a Yank, and their potential tourist dollars, would carry any weight in this issue?

Take a chill pill, and just play it by ear. Despite whatever has been communicated between the two of you, you are under no obligation to be "nice", or "hospitable", "in a good mood", or to fuck his eyes out. Have fun meeting someone in person you've only known otherwise, but don't think you're obligated to make it more (better) than it turns out to be. He's the one who made the decision to make the trip, you don't need to manufacture any responsibility of your own that he feels it was worth it.

ass-kisser

Saddam was hung by a Polar Bear while wearing a backpack and mucklucks?

what's with your fart-breath?

I hang with any number of transexuals at least once a week, usually at the jazz gig. They come from all walks: NASA scientist, psychiatrist, MD's, artists - from brilliant to dumb as a box of hammers (usually, though, on the brilliant end of the scale). They're often in the middle of some phase of the transformation surgically, hormonally, psychologically. Some are fuckin' knock-out good-lookin', some make ol' Suze above look like centerfold material. Relationally, normally monogamous, they are both hetero and homosexual. The toughest telltale for them to deal with is their big hands; isn't much to be done with those big mitts no matter how much lotion and fingernail polish they apply. One jazz night, a few weeks ago, there were quite a few folks out on the dance floor. The sax-player said how it was "good to see women who were born with a vagina out on the dance floor, for a change". His remark spawned the term "indigenous vagina". The trannies fill our tip jar more generously than anyone.

I'd like to see, what appears to be, the server NOT taking a dump every week... if not every day.

you're a wiener with a jawbone like an ass