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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    With love

    ...says the batboy. Hang around here long enough and you might make equipment manager assisstant.
  2. plus if they're owned by a pirate they succomb from repeated pirate ass wipings
  3. Maybe the steady Job and little amition but not the nice guy. Women do not want that. If a guy is too nice the woman will walk all over him and sooner or later will be gone. A woman needs a challenge. Its bred into them. They can deny it but the sooner they figure it out the better off they will be. Guys too. You're accustomed only to guys and gals that are fucked-up emotionally.
  4. Cool "BEYOTCH" softshell
  5. I'll go, but, the new high-fiber organic Gu must be supplied
  6. they'll need to be wary of roadside improvised explosive cheese devices
  7. i bet he would have preferred if you had smuggled them into the jail Unfamiliar with the custom of joint suppositories in the joint I suppose.
  8. I want to know who the fuck "Jethro" is.
  9. smuggled some into a friend that was doin' thirty days in the Pinedale jail... for possession.
  10. Dechristo

    Alice n Chains

    He attended Garfield High until the age of 16 when he dropped out. Quincy Jones went to Garfield, too.
  11. you suave summumma
  12. Colorado
  13. all who climb are haute
  14. Above the clouds Higher than eagles we're gliding Suspended in the sky Over the moon Straight for the sun we were riding My eyes were filled with light Behind us black walls Below us a bottomless canyon Floating with no sound Gulls far below Seemed to be suddenly rising Exploding all around - The Byrds
  15. Give me your dirty love... - Zappa
  16. "My black anus absorbs all light and spews explosive vitriol." Yeah, sounds like it.
  17. or a narc-o-leptic
  18. WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS CRACK HERE???
  19. Do you believe the voice (email) of a Yank, and their potential tourist dollars, would carry any weight in this issue?
  20. Take a chill pill, and just play it by ear. Despite whatever has been communicated between the two of you, you are under no obligation to be "nice", or "hospitable", "in a good mood", or to fuck his eyes out. Have fun meeting someone in person you've only known otherwise, but don't think you're obligated to make it more (better) than it turns out to be. He's the one who made the decision to make the trip, you don't need to manufacture any responsibility of your own that he feels it was worth it.
  21. ass-kisser
  22. Dechristo

    Caption?

    Saddam was hung by a Polar Bear while wearing a backpack and mucklucks?
  23. what's with your fart-breath?
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