Dechristo

What came first? The itchin' or the smeg?

maybe not. It could be Seahawks.

Don't worry about it. It's just a vestige of an old Puritanical patriachal notion that on the night of the maiden's wedding, she should have preserved at least one virginal orifice.

STFU, Kevbone

So decrees The Author of Pointlessness

WTF? You're only, now, noticing she's a Kat?

I'm as happy, and fearless, as a little girl soloing Thermogenesis on New Year's Eve!

the depth of savor is diminished by cognizance of availability

it was said on "the news" that this recent one was over a mile wide.

The TV man said the last F5 was eight years ago outside of Okiehoma City

STFU, n00b

They've got a good soundtrack

i'm pretty sure you can get muffy to jump out of the cake but you're going to have to use some trickery and strategery to get arch into a cheerleader outfit. Do you think if we get him blasted drunk he'd do it???? I don't know Arch well enough to know if he'll come out (manifest) under those conditions.

climb blindfolded

yackety-yack don't talk back

I'd hit dat

I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola] See-oh-el-aye cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won't you come home with me Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

ahhhh...future living