This isn't how the USPS works. They fundamentally aren't interested in cutting down on so-called junk mail, because they make a ton of money off it every year.
I've used it to join a 10.5 and something a little smaller than a 10, and that worked fine. Not really interested in finding out what the limits are through personal experience.
I used to bike year round in Minnesota. It built CHARACTER!!!
Though I took a pretty good spill over my handlebars one January evening on Hennepin Avenue. The worst part was I was totally sober.
I find that clipping a nut tool to my harness while TRing at the gym enhances my alpine skills.
And I never turn the heat on at home when I'm alone because it builds CHARACTER!
I would pay money to see you pushing a baby stroller on a trail run. Not sure how much, but it's got to be worth something.
academic memos are another great resource for humor
seriously, though - one of the funniest books I've ever read was a book about university life, academic politics, etc -- Kingsley Amis' "Lucky Jim."
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.