The barbarians are at the gate and they wear turbans. if you pulled your head out of your ass you might see things the way they are, rather than upside down.
You repeat? No, sir, you babble. Endlessly and incoherently.
We are not "invading". That's present tense. We have invaded, past perfect.
Pillaging? You stupid little monkey. Read a history book to find out what pillaging actually entails.
As for the "we" - fuck off - you're not one of "us" - Americans, that is.