don't make me post a monkey picture... 
  
aw, archy, can't a guy have a little fun here and there?  the guys who state it tongue-in-cheek are usually the ones who know exactly what's going on.  I am deeply in love with the woman I'm going to marry next April, and I resonate with all the comments about making it work, choosing love, etc.  I'm not afraid to admit I'm all hers, and I don't care what anybody thinks.  I know exactly what he feels and I feel the same way.   
My friends are all married and we all joke about the whip, but it's funny because we all know it's not true, that we're all seriously in love with our wives (or wife to be) and they're the most important person in our lives and therefore deserve the attention worthy of their position.   
The one who honestly derides the commitment of another is selfish and likely jealous of losing a friend.  That's no longer funny, and is worthy of your ire.    
  
Walk the dog, do the dishes 
Your lips are brown from kissing ass 
Sorry guys I can't make it 
Maybe next time, think I'll pass 
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad 
A fate for you that's worse than death 
you're a slave and you don't know it 
It always happens to the best 
  
[CHORUS] 
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped 
Don't you know you're pussywhipped 
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped 
Don't you know you're pussywhipped 
  
She wants to be involved with you 
In every little thing you do 
Always has to add her two cents 
It's obvious who wears the pants 
Your friends all hate you, you don't care 
Cause you've been trapped in her lair 
And hopefully on day you'll see 
That pussy can be caught for free