The_Rooster

COCK A DOODLE:

Only one for me...

I am NOT a capon! The point was--- how would you like to see your 7 old daughter wearing a t shirt with the words "MR COCK" on the front? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cock a doodle doo?

Q: How is sport climbing similar to getting a blowjob from a man? A: It feels good....then you look down and realize you're a fag.

Back off!

There's a pecking order around here. Get to the back of the line, buddy.

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Wasn't that kind of show, buddy.

I gave her the blue ribbon I won last month at the Country Fair. That's "First Place", by the way.

What's so funny?

Hey everyone, just an update on Boo Boo- she's doing great now, we're taking good care of her. She's up on her roosting pole, and even ate some corn. We appreciate all the kind words and prayers.

Saw this one in Kalispell, MT: Have you bitch-slapped an environmentalist today?

"For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes!" "This is NOT an abandoned car!"

The GoreTex ads of late, like the one with that guy breathing into the coffee cup looking all Mens-Journal-ish, the girl crawling through the brush with this "ooh this is soooo adventurous...!" look on her face, and the most recent travesty, "Bail...Brag" showing an empty and occupied ice climb, respectively, pretty much sums up why climbing is now so mainstream. Get used to it.

I'm in it for the hens. Definitely the hens.

Cock a doodle doo's

You're right, that toilet/turd thread in which you've been engrossed in all day is MUCH more cerebral. Enjoy! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bump From the early days.

Thank you for the compliment. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pardon me?

Anyone have a map to this place?