Camilo

How old are you, Greta? If you don't know Teddy Ruxpin, I'm guessing you're either under 24 or over 60.

Caption?

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Sorry, OJ snuck one in while I was posting.

Before or after rubbing one out to the cover girl? Edit: Clever dog, nice little stealth edit. Took you a few minutes to come up with a better response, eh?

Where'd you get that? I just went to the EPA website and checked out your claim. Most of the cars I looked at (all types), automatic is worse than or equal to stick shift economy. A couple of exceptions were the Subaru Outback and Honda Civic. Other than that, stick has its automatic counterpart beat by 1-2mpg.

I'd love to know how the Palmer snowfield is covering up, so I can bring some skis up when I tag along one of these times. Please let me know how it's looking. Thanks in advance

Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well.

I was going to be the horse

My Enumclaw costume is still in its planning stages. If I get it done in time, pictures will follow. No video though.

OLCC. Just a little ways down, on the right, there's a product list (I didn't link to it because it's a pdf). This is a list of all alcoholic beverages the OLCC allows to be sold in Oregon, as far as I know. This doesn't mean that every liquor store is going to have it in stock, but you can call and ask for it.

I just checked the OLCC website, the only pernod they have is called "Pernod Anise Liqueur."

Mike, There's a place by my work that sells all kinds of beer and weird wines. I'll take a look on my lunch break and let you know.

Replace the candy you take with condoms (not used).

Agreed. I'd kick his ass if I was tough and could find him.

Hey that looks like an IUD I bumped into a few times

Hey Joshk, why don't you try not pigeonholing once in a while? This guy is worse than that lame college religious group that busted wine.com home deliveries because the UPS guys didn't check IDs. At least those guys didn't do it out of straight up greed like this asshole.

Now I'm hungry.

Beautiful!

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There's a birthday in my pants

That would be wine.

Sorry. I had a beer last night. Where's divot?

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