Camilo

I can honestly say that I've never gotten nailed from behind, skier or snowboarder. My undignified injury did happen to my ass, though. Freshman year spring break I went to Whistler with my friend and his dad. His dad's friend bet that nobody would drink a whole bottle of Habanero hot sauce called "Fear Itself" for $20. Well, $20 would've paid for a few poor college student's meals, or half a lift ticket so I was game. I had to drink it over the course of the meal, but I figured I should get it over with early. I didn't eat my dinner, as it felt like my intestines were slowly dissolving. I was also up all night pooping lava. Not fun.

Lots of exclamation marks, of course!

Who crapped on your back?

Brushing off some random person's opinions of avy conditions isn't the smartest thing to do. That person could know an awful lot more about avy conditions than you do. The best thing to do, in my humble opinion, is to ask why they're giving that particular assessment. If they give you some good reasons, you can add that to your own observations and let it help you make your decision. If they spout off some crap like "it just snowed a lot," then you should ignore them. Just my 2 cents.

A Manhattan Transfer.

Yeah, sorry about that. We just don't care.

I'll do my best to deflect some of the poo flying Gary's way: In fifth grade, I got 5th place in the Oregon State Spelling Bee. Suck it!

Tip of the iceberg my friend... you're already looking at 3-4 months of math jokes *if* you stop now... keep this up and you're looking at a year... maybe longer of random spray on anything you post. Welcome to my world I was thinking that this was taking a NOLSe route myself! And Gary, you're not biting a troll. You're digging a hole. There's a difference.

Powder Magazine interviewed Lowell and Gordy. Haven't read the whole thing yet, but here it is: http://powdermag.com/carl-skoog/ RIP.

These might do it. Some people might call that boastful with a hint of superiority.

I'm snart.

Oh. Nevermind.

Good so far. . . how much money does she make?

How tall is she?

This thread is making me uncomfortable.

In college there was a girl who apparently really liked me, but wouldn't date me because I was too short - only about an inch shorter than her. Lame, eh? Not that all girls are like that.

You've been hanging out with KK too much. Whatever. Typical liberal bullshit.

Here's the attachment:

Liberals are the most racist people I've ever encountered.

You're no friend of mine, oppressor! Seriously though, it seems like this is a trend in many outdoor sports. At least in the professional ranks, the majority of skiers, snowboarders, mountain bikers, road bikers, etc. are white. Either Euro or North American. I can't think of a reason other than economics.

I'm Hispanic and I climb a little. Do I get a scholarship? I think that the fact that I can climb 5.7 is equivalent to a white man climbing 5.14, so I pwn you crackers!

I was playing badminton with my friend's brother when he scored and said he just "pwned" me. When he explained what pwned was, I threw my racket at him for being such a dork. I didn't realize the irony at the time.

So should I PM you my saucy pics? You can tell me if I'm still in my prime .

Geez, angrywoman. Notice there's a conditional in my statement.