archenemy

The one in Freelard.

So ones I used for dying projects: That project is circling the drain. ....falling off the perch ...can't polish a turd ...is about as useful as perfume on a pig For a crazy co-worker I said that his cheese done slid off his cracker. They thought I was the crazy one. I dunno. Just "cultural differences" I suppose.

more flashy tech toys you don't need are on the way. Hide your wallet.

The best remedy for a teething baby is to rub a bit of brandy on the gums. It numbs the area, soothes the kid, and a wee touch of alcohol is not going to kill the kid (unless s/he has a deathly alergy to it).

I seem to use a lot of them that are a bit on the redneck side and my coworkers find this endlessly amusing. But, I am open to new material. Got any colloquialisms that are off-beat?

Although it is probably defunct now for being "politically incorrect", the Indian Princesses used to be a father-daughter group. We got to dress up in little pocahontas-type outfits for the meetings and make cool things out of sponges, potatoes, yarn, and whatnot. I have a lot of great memories of my father, but those times I got to have him all to myself are certainly some of my best memories. A great dad is one of the best gifts any woman can ask for.

So thanks for this imput. I started right away with regular personal training and had a great experience. Last night was my first class. It was much more fun than I'd expected. I'm very happy!

thanks.

I have no problem using my own.

I do believe we had a conversation somewhat like this in the past. I think we agreed to include Miss Muffy in our love nest. I am still willing to honor this arrangement.

Wish I could be there. Will the extremely hansome man be peddling his wares at near-future events? I'd love to pick up the shirt I bought--its the girlie one.

I think we can start our own investment mag here.

cretin maggots. every one of them.

Do bicycles have to pay for sex?

How do I order them?

But I don't want to look at "the fuck's" saggy ass either.

That's funny.

I will never retire from mocking people.

Too true. Plus, guys' nuts sag when they get old, so we women shouldn't be subjected to looking at that. Remove them.

Yeah, cuz this is the kind of guy who should really reproduce.

they poop everywhere

Dude, its Hayden Lake. Nothing else need be said.

My identity obviously includes the fact that I am a simpleton. Just don't tell anyone.

To me in converstations like this I understand identity to simply mean who a person is. And to me, who a person is includes what they do (in general of course). So if you write code for work, you are a programmer. If you climb once in a while, you are a climber. If you play ping pong on a regular basis, you are lame. That sort of thing.

He used a couple of things twice. I just adapted this to send it out to a work buddy so I had to be sure I removed anything offensive. Good work--fun disclaimer!