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I get no flats while my bike sits in the garage.

Its that whole binge/purge thing you learn in wrestling coming back to haunt you.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?" The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

You best un-fuck yourself.

I absolutely love that movie. It is without a doubt one of the best war movies ever made.

Oh RuMR!!! My heart goes out to you!! I've lost my dog for about an hour (in my own neighborhood) and absolutely flipped. I asked every stranger within a two mile radius if they'd seen him--I was screeching around on my bike hoping he woundn't get run over. To magnify that experience by about a million for a kid makes me sick in my tummy for you. I am glad it all worked out!

find your clothes yet?

you could take a shot with your phone and post it maybe.

You had fun, didn't you?

And if you are in Ballard, don't park in the liquor store lot to go to the Sloop. The tow bill is $386. Ouch.

True but did you ever get drunk or stoned without your parents knowlege? Hell every parent in america would be liable for something. Being drunk and stepping on top of a tiger cage shows you how stupid they were. Every person that sets foot in a zoo has the right of protection from the animals by the zoo. I've seen kids tapping the glass at lions at the zoo. If the lion jumps out are we going to blame a 4 year old for tapping on the glass and taunting the animal? Agree - The kids were numnuts. They didn't deserve to die. This has nothing to do with being drunk or stoned. I've gotten fucked up lots and not ever thought teasing a tiger, running in traffic, or robbing a home was a good idea--no matter how high I was. I am not saying the parents are "liable". I am sick of the attitude in this country that people think that when anything happens wrong to them they automatically have the right to sue. Your kid fucked up and paid for it with his life. You don't get money for that. Of course people have to be protected when they go to the zoo. But sometimes things go wrong. Life is just a risk that way. You can minimize or manage your risks by not being an asshole idiot. And I never, ever said that the kids "deserved" to die. I am not that coldhearted, and no matter what black humor is posted here, I don't believe anyone here feels that in their heart. So get off your high horse on that one.

The animal would not have attacked them if they hadn't taunted it. It was fine hanging out in its pen, probably knowing it could hope the fence, until these kids were jerks. Notice the tiger didn't go after anyone else--only the kids who pissed it off. I hold the parents or the individuals more responsible than the zoo.

I'm glad those kids finally admitted it. I hope their parents feel ashamed of themselves.

Before climbing Frogland, I had to give in to my one great love--eating an In and Out burger. I love those things and ever since they opened one in LV I don't miss the chance to go there. Unfortunately, the Out part is usually pretty unpleasent. So I am at the top of FrogLand and I just gotta shit. I been holding it forever. I squat and crap and then look at my climbing partner and beg for something, anything, to wipe with. He tears off the cuff of his shorts-leg and hands it to me. What a gentleman.

You obviously don't know me.

I love this site.

The one in Freelard.

So ones I used for dying projects: That project is circling the drain. ....falling off the perch ...can't polish a turd ...is about as useful as perfume on a pig For a crazy co-worker I said that his cheese done slid off his cracker. They thought I was the crazy one. I dunno. Just "cultural differences" I suppose.

more flashy tech toys you don't need are on the way. Hide your wallet.

The best remedy for a teething baby is to rub a bit of brandy on the gums. It numbs the area, soothes the kid, and a wee touch of alcohol is not going to kill the kid (unless s/he has a deathly alergy to it).

I seem to use a lot of them that are a bit on the redneck side and my coworkers find this endlessly amusing. But, I am open to new material. Got any colloquialisms that are off-beat?

Although it is probably defunct now for being "politically incorrect", the Indian Princesses used to be a father-daughter group. We got to dress up in little pocahontas-type outfits for the meetings and make cool things out of sponges, potatoes, yarn, and whatnot. I have a lot of great memories of my father, but those times I got to have him all to myself are certainly some of my best memories. A great dad is one of the best gifts any woman can ask for.

So thanks for this imput. I started right away with regular personal training and had a great experience. Last night was my first class. It was much more fun than I'd expected. I'm very happy!

thanks.