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I have no problem using my own.

I do believe we had a conversation somewhat like this in the past. I think we agreed to include Miss Muffy in our love nest. I am still willing to honor this arrangement.

Wish I could be there. Will the extremely hansome man be peddling his wares at near-future events? I'd love to pick up the shirt I bought--its the girlie one.

I think we can start our own investment mag here.

cretin maggots. every one of them.

Do bicycles have to pay for sex?

How do I order them?

But I don't want to look at "the fuck's" saggy ass either.

That's funny.

I will never retire from mocking people.

Too true. Plus, guys' nuts sag when they get old, so we women shouldn't be subjected to looking at that. Remove them.

Yeah, cuz this is the kind of guy who should really reproduce.

they poop everywhere

Dude, its Hayden Lake. Nothing else need be said.

My identity obviously includes the fact that I am a simpleton. Just don't tell anyone.

To me in converstations like this I understand identity to simply mean who a person is. And to me, who a person is includes what they do (in general of course). So if you write code for work, you are a programmer. If you climb once in a while, you are a climber. If you play ping pong on a regular basis, you are lame. That sort of thing.

He used a couple of things twice. I just adapted this to send it out to a work buddy so I had to be sure I removed anything offensive. Good work--fun disclaimer!

Where does the sidewalk end?

Sounds like a new job title is coming our way.

Yes, I think when people retire, their identities continue to develop. No, they do not lose their professional identity. How could they? They did work for decades, right? And although they may not punch the timeclock anymore, the way they work with people, they way they approach projects or tasks in their personal lives has been shaped by what they did in the professional world. Furthermore, people who worked from home, at home, or for only two years also have this professional aspect to their personality as well. The only reason I include this is that the current party line is that "I am not my job"; and I say bullshit to that. You really are partly defined by the work you do. To think your identity is not largely affected by this is just too woo-woo for me to buy into.

no, but that is why I referred to family. I would indeed feel a lack of identity without family (blood ties or however one defines their family) and without a career (which is how I spend a great deal of my time and energy).

Not to get all serious, but yes, I think that things like one's family and one's profession have a great deal to do with one's identity.

So where is a list of the new traffic laws that did pass? For example, I hear on the radio it is illegal to text while driving. But are hands-free thingys required now? Where can I get a true list of this shit?

I'll goose ya to get ya started.

We have a ping pong table at work. Personally, I was a big fan of Pong when I was a kid.