archenemy

I can tell you from personal experience that drowning does not happen in a flash, but soon as the realization hits you that you are drowning and there is nothing you can do, it is actually pleasant. Dying is not as bad as it is made out to be. Neither is climbing for that matter.

One word: Threesome!!!

Seems also like there is the assumption that there is nothing good, or maybe even better, after death.

Well, I'd sure appreciate if it would adorn my family breast.

route? um. Royal Flush?

And a whiskey still.

I wish it were "Mr. Archenemy"

he's married to barbie I already have a nine-inch plastic Mr Right...

Tainted Love would be nice, but really it is Sex Dwarf that gets me going.

YOu are my kind of woman

Mr Right

Too bad they lost him. Obviously, he should be made to pay for at least that weekend's worth of car insurance.

The only real problem with bouldering is that you can't bolt the "problem"

It's right under "how many beers can you drink in Yakima's Cork N Keg before you walk next door to the jail and just turn yourself in?"

Good idea. Stop in for a few beers right next to a cop shop. You can cut out the middleman that way.

Darth Helmut

You down? Wanna be the driver or the driven over?

A competent boss.

No. Just drive right through. Bring PBR if you are concerned about the DTs. No kidding--that place is wretched. Where are you headed to? Maybe there are some places on either side of Yakimup that you might want to try out?

Okay

Where did the word gobi start getting used for hand ouchies?

Unless... Ugh. Then they'd be for bouldering, right?

I think this would be a great halloween costume--actually, it would work for two. One old codger and one dead ped.

I'm late I'm late I'm late for a very important date oh my

Disgust.