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What exactly constitutes a legal document? Specifically, what about "release forms" that potential employees are asked to sign to allow background checks. I got one recently that said they could check my "standard and mode of living" and "general reputation" and a bunch of difuse sounding aspects of my life. Furthermore, they had a long paragraph in there saying I agree not to file any complaint or persue any suit against them if they misuse my information, libel or slander me (no kidding--it called that out), etc. etc. I always get background checks done as a part of my work (pretty standard for my field within IT) and don't have a problem with it (that is, when they check criminal, credit, employment, education). But this last form seemed outrageous to me. Is a form like this actually a legally binding document? I ended up crossing out the lines that I found unnacceptable and initialed/dated them. I was told that the company will not process anyone who changes this contract. I started to wonder if it really was a legal contract at all. Can one of you Legal Eagles help enlighten me here?

No shit.

Did you see what I'm gettin for Christmas?

Just adds more character

You put wine in your martini? You are a wild n crazy girl

Hey Knotzen!!! How they hanging girlfriend!!! Happy Halloween

The swing out over Hebgen Lake is a blast!

I'll take one--no wait--two-- as well, thank you.

especially when its male

My perspective is very proper

What is poly-orgasmic versus the good old multi-o? more than one is more than one.

That's not beeeerrrr

I'm a dum blond

And plus, people here are lame.

I'd take a shot of sambucha right now...

hee hee have a shot of vodka and lighten up

Can you recap this or update it for possible newbies (like moi)?

Everyone knows its spelled V O D K A

death always makes sense

Don't be surprised. The left has become more and more shrill and irrational over the last 6 years. Their blind hate for a single president has made them incapable of putting anything into proportion and proper perspective. Yah, but look at the bright side: it's given conservatives a theater to say shit like you just did. Entertainment at its best!

And furthermore, where can I get the Ultimate Fuck Me?

Thanks for the description, mattp. Unbelievable that in ten years of trad climbing I have never seen this. Or maybe, I just never noticed. I am looking forward to going out and giving it the old college try. Thanks again and happy climbing.

Rites of Spring could also be a Viagra option

Oh, and the fucker who shot Van Gogh was living on Dutch welfare payments at the time. Nice.