So my mom is visiting me to share this special season. Tonight, we are having fun signing her up on match.com. (Side note: if you are a good guy over fifty, single, living in Boise or Seattle, PM me.) Being on the computer reminded her of something she needs some help with. She tells me she has an issue with her laptop--she needs to renew her Norton Anti-virus. I say sure, we can renew that for you.
Mom: "So you can help me renew my Norton"
Me: "Sure"
Mom: "That's great, let's do it"
Me: "Did you bring your laptop?"
Mom: "No, can't we just do it from yours?"
Me: snorting carrots and dip out my nose from laughing.
Mom: doesn't get it.