archenemy

Pollack was a drinker, so I think he may have given a little extra credit out of understanding.

Just tell them you're dead.

8D :kisss: yes that would indeed be love. That's only a warmup.

Come on, the kid probably puked his out the side of a car window. Cut him a little slack

line up please

might want to get that looked at

I'll pay

And when you get bruises to help tell the story, be sure to take pics so that your friends can laugh at your stupidity. I call it a hobby

If I could come up with my own weiner, I wouldn't leave the house.

And we don't want to miss seeing you in biker pants with a cute little damp chamois tucked in the crotch

According to the numbers here, I have never taken a big fall. According to my own memory, any fall that I have enough time to think, "Shit, how much longer am I going to fall before my gear catches me?" or "That last piece wasn't very good, but I know the second piece is going to hold. I think" is a big fucking fall to me.

What's a map?

Don't miss the rope swing while yer there.

I miss me too. And I miss my life.

no shit sherlock

Why would women have a breast "enhancement" of any size? It's a lot cheaper to have the words "low self-esteem" tattooed on your forehead. Keep 'em as God made them, I say! If you think the mens don't likes them small, too bad. Who you trying to impress anyway? The only exception I can think of would be this friend of mine whose "hoots" were so huge, she had serious back pain. She had them "reduced" and it corrected the problem. Breast reconstruction after breast cancer surgery is an important part of the healing and recovery process for many women. Although it may seem to you that a woman who would get her boobs replaced as a sign of low self esteem and an inability to adjust to being boobless in a boob-obsessed world, it is traumatic enough to go through any type of illness without adding the bullshit that comes with men who feel qualified or justified in diagnosing others' "self esteem" issues.

mmmmmmm....bubble gum.....yummmy

Those are great! Thank you

Good point. I'd like to be known as ArchILF at least once before I die.

on hot chicks denying their MILFdom. MILFness. MILFstatus.

I already find it unattractive to go to work. Thankfully my commute is only 4 miles. Hell, even on the days I work from home I don't like going to work.

Fuck you, Rob.

I love it when you speak French to me. Rawr!

"The Essential Waylon Jennings" is the best country compliation of all times. Ever. Anyone who doesn't know that isn't fit to call himself a redneck.

How was it? Sorry I missed it. My grandfather died so I had to fly out of town on short notice. I thought of you guys often though. I'd love to see how the conditions were.