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Thank you. Have I told you guys lately that I luv u?

CBS, Oly, KKK, and Billygoat Billy is my ture love. all the rest all just stand ins Can we alternate years with him? I'd like a turn.

come on

Someone posted a pic of Mars with Marvin the Martian peeking into the frame. Can some sweetheart please post that again? I'd love to use it for a joke here at work. Thanks!

I weigh....... too much. But, I have been eating much, much healther and actually started working out again. Thanks you guys--I may be fat, but I feel better.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

I like Dr. Strangelove: "I hate children" That is a man after my own heart.

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My neighbor's dog gets yelled at constantly. It is very unhappy. Sometimes I think of stealing it and giving it to someone who will love it and speak to it rather than yell at it. Other times I want to shoot it with rocksalt to stop it from barking and shitting in my yard. My dogs, of course, are angels.

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YAAAAAAAY! Jeff's back! Jeff is actually the only cat in the entire world and all of history that I like. He'd kick Hello Kitty's ass!!!

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I made an awesome guacamole this weekend. And I ate it. All of it. Yummy. There is now a national avacado shortage; so if you want some, good luck.

ooowww look who's the new search queen!!! yawsa!

Actually, Pope will severely kick most anyone's ass up a very long hill on a mountain bike too - including mine. Yet another measure. He also has his own personal refrigerator full of beer out in the garage. Do you? BTW; who's the idiot that place these bolts? There's a face I'm not gonna climb.

just thinking of the safety of those who come after me. And really, they should all come *after* me.

I think the wall should be bolted.

love wrestlers. love 'em. They know how to throw you around. They know how to use their body. They know how to work hard. Yummy.

wrestlers are better in bed. Period.

No meth lab is complete without one.

I want a cat that gets known as the Death Cat