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So *thats* where the big chain thingy started...

His face makes me laugh everytime I see it.

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Gimme some: a gentle request to share

Isn't one of the things that soldiers are fighting for is freedom of religion?

I like sodium.

I love the signs on the brass sculptures at the Zoo: Warning, may be hot No shit? A big hunk of metal heats up those three days of sunshine we get.

I like the background music in 70's era porns

Thank you. Have I told you guys lately that I luv u?

CBS, Oly, KKK, and Billygoat Billy is my ture love. all the rest all just stand ins Can we alternate years with him? I'd like a turn.

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Someone posted a pic of Mars with Marvin the Martian peeking into the frame. Can some sweetheart please post that again? I'd love to use it for a joke here at work. Thanks!

I weigh....... too much. But, I have been eating much, much healther and actually started working out again. Thanks you guys--I may be fat, but I feel better.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

I like Dr. Strangelove: "I hate children" That is a man after my own heart.

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My neighbor's dog gets yelled at constantly. It is very unhappy. Sometimes I think of stealing it and giving it to someone who will love it and speak to it rather than yell at it. Other times I want to shoot it with rocksalt to stop it from barking and shitting in my yard. My dogs, of course, are angels.

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YAAAAAAAY! Jeff's back! Jeff is actually the only cat in the entire world and all of history that I like. He'd kick Hello Kitty's ass!!!

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I made an awesome guacamole this weekend. And I ate it. All of it. Yummy. There is now a national avacado shortage; so if you want some, good luck.