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How was it? Sorry I couldn't join

Sweet. I want the Golden medal.

Would that mean I don't get to pee on someone's hands?

This can't be right. There are no mispellings.

Supposedly Dan, the dude we left at the grocery store.

cradle of lust. I'm using that instead of "crib"

I keep hearing Geezer Butler's song whenever I read this thread title. Anyone else hear that?

WFH day...

Sometimes even just talking about showing a little skin is all it takes

What do you call a woman with only one leg (she's got her arms)

What do you call a woman with no arms and only one leg?

tee hee Being blonde helps speed the process.

My new co-worker is also a Vandal. We hung out at John's Alley during the same years and didn't even meet. We have friends in common and still didn't meet. How is that possible in Moscow? When is the next Pub Club?

Hell, I'll even settle for mediocre oral. Sad that theivery has gotten to this stage. It isn't exactly like we are all living in economic hardship and have to steal a loaf of bread to feed our families. Why is stuff like this getting worse?

I would pay for a shirt that said that on it.

Well, either you are not a man or you are not smart. I'll leave it up to you to chose

You look her directly in the eye and say, Sorry, I don't speak English

The sex between OJ and the aliens was interesting to watch. However, watching Santa screw the kid in the chimney was a little over the top. The bdsm scene that followed helped though.

truck?

Actually, I give that one the choice up front: You can a. just do it w/o me asking b. turn me into a nag They always chose a and I never have to nag. Men are smart.

The only problem with the Loon is that you have to be in Canada to spend it.

Hmmm. Funny, all I see is a frivolous lawsuit taking up the time that could be used to put bad guys behind bars.

If that x were bigger, it would be more impressive.

I should have cc'd you on my request (my third, technically) this morning. I told him I'd be the fly in his soup, pain in his ass, etc etc if I didn't get them. I warned him that I pester people for a living and am very good at it; that I will never go away until I get what I want; that a flurry of emails will befall him everytime he opens his inbox, and on and on. It is only a matter of time...I promise you that people will do anything to get away from me.

I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger.