I've been trying feverishly to find a link, to no avail, but a few years ago a truck driver freaked out in traffic on the 101 in San Jose and busted through the gate and onto the runway at the San Jose Airport. He proceeded to do laps up and down the runway for about 20 minutes when he jack-knifed the truck, flipped it on it's side, got out, stripped naked and was finally arrested while trying to set his truck on fire.
My hero.