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bloom county was the shiznitz back in the day

got steaksauce?

a rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. the rabbit says "don't do that. come running with me, it's much more fun". the deer takes off with the rabbit. they come across an elephant doing cocaine. "come running with us, elephant" says the rabbit, "you'll feel so good!" the elephant decides to join in on the fun and takes off running with the rabbit and the deer. the animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconcious. the deer screams "lion, what are you doing? he's trying to help us!" the lion answers, "that fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes ecstacy!"

a depressed-looking regular enters the bar and orders a soda. the bartender asks why he doesn't want his usual shot. the man replies, "i don't drink anymore. last night i blew chunks" "so what" the bartenders says. "everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times" "no no" the man replies. "you don't understand, chunks is my dog"

Q. what's the best part of a blow job? A. the 5 minutes of silence.

on his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. after the feast she leads him into the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. afterward, she gives him two dollars. "jeez" says the mailman, "this is great, but what's with the two dollars?" "well" she replies, "since you're retiring, i asked my husband what we should do for you. he said 'fuck him - give him a couple of bucks'. breakfast was my idea"

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. the bartender says "hey! did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?" the pirate replies "Aye! its driving me nuts!"

a flasher walks by two old ladies on a park bench and exposes himself to them. one of the ladies has a stroke...the other one can't reach it.

crispy or original recipe?

nice belt

Opera

yup yup, get 'em while they're hot

Poison = The Original Posers

The next time you hear an EcoFreak ranting and raving about catastrophes and gloom and doom about the environment, remember these next few quotes. "The continued rapid cooling of the earth since WWII is in accord with the increase in global air pollution associated with industrialization, mechanization, urbanization and exploding population. -- Reid Bryson, "Global Ecology; Readings towards a rational strategy for Man", (1971) "The battle to feed humanity is over. In the 1970s, the world will undergo famines. Hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death in spite of any crash programs embarked upon now. Population control is the only answer" -- Paul Ehrlich - The Population Bomb (1968) "I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000 "-- Paul Ehrlich in (1969) "In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish." -- Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day (1970) "Before 1985, mankind will enter a genuine age of scarcity . . . in which the accessible supplies of many key minerals will be facing depletion" -- Paul Ehrlich in (1976) "This cooling trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century" -- Peter Gwynne, Newsweek 1976 "There are ominous signs that the earth's weather patterns have begun to change dramatically and that these changes may portend a drastic decline in food production - with serious political implications for just about every nation on earth. The drop in food production could begin quite soon... The evidence in support of these predictions has now begun to accumulate so massively that meteorologists are hard-pressed to keep up with it." -- Newsweek, April 28, (1975) "This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000. -- Lowell Ponte "The Cooling", 1976 If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder by the year 2000...This is about twice what it would take to put us in an ice age." -- Kenneth E.F. Watt on air pollution and global cooling, Earth Day (1970) You have just read some of the finest Left Wing Lunacy available to remind us to be careful of who we are listening to and be wary of those who promote a radical agenda. Have a nice day and enjoy the sunshine

oops, sorry 'bout that, musta been a trask flashback

go blow a goat, you cum guzzling, nancy-boy... you weren't born, you were wanked up against a shithouse wall and left to hatch in the sun.

who cares how she votes? i'd hit it

so you resort to name calling? i should have seen that coming. once again, ignore the facts and call it right-wing if it doesnt fit into your view of how things should be...

thats not true. Australia has had an increase in violent crime (including murder) since adopting stricter gun controls... Countrywide, homicides are up 3.2 percent. Assaults are up 8.6 percent. Armed robberies have climbed nearly 45 percent. In the Australian state of Victoria, gun homicides have climbed 300 percent. In the 25 years before the gun bans, crime in Australia had been dropping steadily. There has been a reported "dramatic increase" in home burglaries and assaults on the elderly. Link