Lars

exactly because they ruin those little paper targets

Classic DeNiro

thats a bullshit arguement. slavery and the women's vote were never part of the bill of rights. and those issues have been dealt with because they were moral issues. my right to own a particular tool, whether i use it to hunt for food, protect my family, or target shoot for fun, has nothing to do with oppresion or morality.

"The Right of The People" means just that...the right of the people if the liberal elite interpreted the second amendment by the same standards as they do the rest of the Bill of Rights, they would have to argue that gun ownership is mandatory...after all, it does say "The Right of the People" and I'm proud to be one of the "People"

not much of a threat if its not loaded, the cylinder is empty...but those machine gun jumblies are another story

who cares about the families? the libs sure dont. all they want is more bad news to be critical of the current policy makers and help them feel good about themselves for caring more than the rest of us. if it was your father of brother in one of those caskets you would see it much differently.

wtf does steak sauce have to do with otters and nodders anyway?

and you otter know

i forsee layoffs in the porn industry... first they close the Sea-Tac Club Extasy and now this. what is the world coming to??

can we stop by the clinic on the way? my rash is starting to flare up again.

M&M's for lunch!!! M&M's for lunch!!!

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The sun shines And people forget The spray flies as the speedboat glides And people forget The girls smile And people forget The snow packs as the skier tracks And people forget Its an imminent front - It's a put on.

French people suck I just gotta say Made the jet fighters Go out of their way Hating Yankees too much Those beret-headed nuts. They can stick the Eifell Tower Straight up their butts. Last time I flew Air France Played a tune on my Uzi And made the sissies dance. Killed a hundred or more And I had a ball. Those freakin' frog suckers Be the death of us all.

technically you are right, they dont have "first amendment" rights...but just try selling the people on "section 2" rights down here in the states. God Bless America

1. he hates bush 2. he tells j_b what he wants to hear

"Hello, is this the Newfoundland Police Department?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Murphy! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Newfoundland Police Department arrived at Billy Murphy's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Murphy and leave. The phone rings at Billy Murphy's house. "Hey, Billy! Did the Newfoundland Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop yer firewood fer ya?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas Buddy"

The Pope and President Bush were giving a press conference near the Lincoln Memorial when suddenly a gust of wind came up and blew the Pontiff's hat into the Reflection Pool. Bush said, "Don't worry, Padre, I'll get it fer ya." Upon which he walked out across the pool and retrieved the Pope's hat. The Pope declared, "It's a miracle! The president just walked across water as did Jesus." The next day the headlines read, "Bush Can't Swim."

so when do we get a TR of the escape from Trask's basement? was there aid involved?

1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat" 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 4. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale. 7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable. 8. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay. 9. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party. 10. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it. 11. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean. 12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nothin'. 13. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer. 14. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat. 15. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 16. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood. 17. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free. 18. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 19. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 20. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. (Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.) 21. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean. 22. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer. 23. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response. 24. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

its kinda hard to swallow for some just the facts, man

getting the job done