ashw_justin

there was a link to some on here a while ago, search for Mt. Erie and you'll eventually find it...

double post

What!? Cooking is so like wetlab science. All of my protocols are recipes. Aren't you some kind of nurse/doctor? You don't find yourself sometimes thinking fillet fillet chop chop garnish...

Yeah, it comes pretty easy with a chemistry background.

I like to cook. Well shit, that would explain those strange pains that come and go all of the time.

HHooooooooooooooooWHAAAAAT!!??

Pacifist!

give em a smack and a jab for me, mmmkay? er, I mean, domestic violence is bad... mmmkay?

I think it goes "I bet they gettin' they on, bitch!"

Yeah it works great on the stupid ones. Of course, you have to find one first...

Don't jinx 'em, dude! I bet they're gettin' their on.

All of the females are off gettin' their climb on.

That's what I mean man. The smart chicks, they already know that, so they just see you're being honest. The dumb ones, they want you to say shit like how much you like kids and picket fences and walking around the lake and shit, because they know that they just want to have sex, but think that they can fool you into thinking that they don't.

Just break it down wit' mah homie Cool J yo... "Jew-als and Cristal gotta mack a phony style He ain't watchin you he rather watch his money pile Can't protect treasures when its in a glass house Soon as he turn the corner I'ma turn this out Full blown, frontin' in the 6 wit the chrome yo B, why you leave your honey all alone wit me Just because you blessed wit cash Doesnt mean your honey wont let me finesse this.. So see the moral of the story is a woman need love The kind you so-called playas never dreamed of You gotta try love,can't buy love If you play your hand then it's bye-bye love" ps. Am I to understand that a hot climber chick photo is forthcoming?

Oh yeah, and I'm all rich n' stuff.

You must be going for the smart ones.

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention I'm a hot chick.

Um, okay, I'm like, 16, and hot and stuff.

This one time, this group of 13 of 'em surprised me, and I had to fight dirty. I got a couple of fingers bitten off, but I probably deserved it for gouging some eyes out...

It's okay man, I think mate selection will take care of it. Physical appearance: the last remaining selective pressure in the absence of most others... Although, when the famine and pestilence hits, we're all gonna wish we had a year or more's worth of food stored up...

uuumkay. Now, don't we feel better after getting that off our chests? "Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch!?"

My house isn't going to kill someone while I'm driving 5 mph talking on my cell phone...

Eh, does this have anything to do with my post? I mean no offense to the obese. They don't at all deserve to be compared to something as base and disgusting as an SUV.

Not sure if this has been posted here yet... http://slate.msn.com/id/2104755/

Fahq Jaeger-bombs. What a waste. Now car-bombs, that's the shit.