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Dru, is this what you rigged up? Looks pretty sweet.

It could be that is what floats their boat or turns their crank. Different strokes for different folks. Or maybe it is just getting caught that does it for them, and now that he is legal they will find that the thrill is gone.

It actually hasn't "worked" per say, but my testing has resulted in a funny gimp to my walk and some singes.

At least they aren't requesting clothes so she can play dress up as a school marm, and he the naughty school lad.

I assume you mean "Einstein". My time machine still isn't functional, but I'm close. Let me know if you need any questions answered. It's a Columbian Carbomb, btw.

The answer to the question is yes. It has been confirmed, but for legal reasons I can't tell you the details. And that is not the only amazing little known fact that is hidden in Repo Man.

Because he is off climbing while I'm spraying on the Internet!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK??!!! Duh.

I tried this for a month, and they still sent it to me.

Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? A: The taste.

Sounds like fun! I got hooked up with a free ticket to Interpol at the Paramount or I would join you tentacle boy!

Damn! I didn't think my spray would hurt him that much! Since he is climbing this weekend, I assume he still has at least three of his appendages? Lets have the details NOLSe....what happened?

This is just my opinion, but then it seems the mods aren't doing their job if that is a problem. I think I know what you're talking about, and there is a fine line between friends making fun of friends and negative spray in the TR section. I don't have a problem with a light hearted TR and people having fun, but it should be just that...fun. Negative B.S. doesn't belong there. Neither does one person's definition of what climbing "really" is. Anyway, sorry to hijack your thread, but while I have fun in spray, my favorite part of this site is the TR section.

This is all fun and games, but this one doesn't fit in. That area should be sacred ground, and shouldn't be messed with. If people are not posting TRs because of fear, this board is doomed, IMHO.

Jens, is this one of those mythic grizzly sightings in the North Cascades! Do tell.

Happy Valentines Day indeed!

Is this what the future holds for us in Massachusetts? Life Without Mikey Michael J. Fox was right. California's Prop 71 will put an end to the shakes. The 27 million dollars that the biotech companies invested to convince Michael that they could stop his disease was well spent. He bought it; then, sold it to us. We should all feel really happy for him, and all the other people that are inflicted with Parkinson's disease. Michael is a brave man. And the good news is that, thanks to 71, my children's children won't have to deal with poor folks like Michael, because they won't exist. Parkinson's won't exist. Oh, and let's not forget Arnold. A big thanks to him as well. Although the majority of scientists have resigned themselves to the fact that embryonic stem cell research will never find the cure to Parkinson's disease, they do all agree that Prop 71 will put an end to it. I guess Michael didn't notice the winks and the nods going on behind his back as they convinced him that thiss is the way to save the world from such disease. Why couldn't he see what Proposition "Adolph vision" was really about? Did he ask why the 'oversight board' that was created by Prop 71 had been given three Billion dollars without having to be accountable to the taxpayers? Or why the press was specifically singled out as not being able to gain access to the future state of affairs? Did he ever wonder what "somatic cell nuclear transfer" was? It couldn't be cloning; because the bill specifically denies the use of cloning, right, Michael? Did he not want to know exactly how Prop 71 was going to eradicate Parkinson's disease? I'm sure they told him that it will also wipe out other diseases as well. Does Michael know that in the event they do not discover any cures, (as they have not done in the more than two decades of embryonic stem cell research) that at least they will have come up with hundreds of patents on cloning and discovered thousands of unique cells that will allow the world to selectively control the existence of people with Parkinson's and other diseases. I doubt they told Michael that he would have been avoided, skipped over, passed on. They didn't tell him that with the patents they get, from the knowledge they learn through the milions of lives they create to destroy, from the billions of dollars they were given from the millions of suckers they snowed: that they will be able to rid the world of homosexuals and Native American Indians and fat people and ugly people and people like John Kerry. Hey Doc Hollywood, you dont know what you have done for the world. But stop fooling yourself. Please realize that if we had realized the benefits of Prop 71 fifty years ago, chances are damn good that, for better or for worse, America would not have had "Life with Mikey" or "Family Ties" or "Back to the Future". But be assured, Michael J. Fox will get his wish; in the future there won't be a whole lot of shaking going on. Those kind of folks will be avoided. There will, however, be great opportunities for Brad Pitt to make a financial killing. When he's too old and ugly to act, he can sell his DNA for millions and we can have thousands of duplicate Brad's running around Hollywood. Maybe next time the people of California will do a little homework. There are a lot better ways to spend six billion dollars if you really care about people.

Never mind that last post. I was drunk.

I don't know. I've given up. I'm extending an olive branch to John. True, he is an arrogant chap, but we all have our little problems. Let the healing begin.

Each and everyone of you is special. Happy Valentines Day.

I think you're beginning to get the picture. Like I said, it's quantum. Ripples in the space time continuum give you a place to start with in a general sort of way.

Sweet, then we can re-elect Bill Clinton! Cigar anyone?

Not that I want to ruin things with logic Blake, but the line indicates climber status, not any relationship between NOLS courses or days per week climbing. Also, remember that we're crunching some serious numbers with some variables I strategically omitted. This isn't rocket science here....it is way harder than that. I've got my overclocked Timex Sinclair working on it right now.

To add the the confusion, the number of biners left on Girth Pillar, if you still pee the bed, and the whole IQ/SAT score variables have lifted this into the realm of quantum physics. Squid and I have contacted Stephen Hawkings and will be working with him on this one. Additionally, the time machine which I bought over the internet should be operational soon, so we'll be going back in time to consult with Einstien and Abraham Lincoln on the problem. I expect the project is going to take about 70 man months. Ahem!

Gary, you forgot the lyric about gators with no snow in site.

So does that mean we're on for Girth Pillar this weekend?