olyclimber

its a nice carrot. you can do it.

There's a cold beer waiting in the fridge.

cheese actually changes color as well as form, just like H20.

Somebody got the Christmas spirit

uh...well, it was borrowed. but, I still need to know what is wrong.

Remember? History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length. The end.

turn your love around

Relax on the couch and tell me everything.

Reach deeper. What is it?

WTF is wrong with you?

I have a set of Beal Icelines, and I like them. But, I haven't had them for that long, so....

antiabortion message including a picture of a fetus

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-1741468,00.html found by a Pakistani guide

registration required. can you post the text? unfunny joke: was he alive?

WTF?

I stood before her crushed, crestfallen, revoltingly confused, and I believe I smiled as I did my utmost to wrap myself in the skirts of my ragged wadded dressing gown--exactly as I had imagined the scene not long before in a fit of depression.

love, love will tear us apart, again

my caveman mind can't comprehend you modern ways. please draw picture in the dirt with a stick and explain it with grunts.

only 7.53 on the inanometer

I thought so.

yes, fools, that was a challenge.

its early, but i've already claimed stupidist most contrived post of the day.

boilology? I never studied boils before.