RULE #1: YOU MAY CONGRATULATE MEN AND CANADIANS ONLY.
RULE #2: HYPERLATIVES, IF USED, MUST WEIGH NO MORE THAN .45 GRAMS.
RULE #3: THERE IS NO RULE #3
RULE #4: PEOPLE DISERVE CONGRATULATIONS ONLY WHEN THEY DO SAFE THINGS. CONGRATULATIONS FOR DOING THINGS THAT HAVE RISK IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.