You have a way with fiction. You looked good in "the suit" but please shave your legs next time. Also, you forgot to scrub behind the toilet, so you'll have to spend a little time down in the basement again.
you little wuss! are you sick of those mongolian kids rubbing your face in the sand? well,you should buy a subscription to urban climbing and then you can face up to those bullies. poor little hamster.
you can, but you have to be our houseboy and get us beers from the fridge and clean up afterwards. also, you're going to have to wear "the outfit" for while.
that is worth watching "Don't spend it all on crystal meth"
I've seen that show before, it is pretty good. He has one of the best jobs in the world...driving fast exotic cars.