I fall in love, fall out of love, make up, get back together, get dumped, crawl on hands and knees, make blueberry pancakes, roll in dirt, exude scent, get back together, make sexy love, sleep.
Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to wreak chaos and havoc today. Then they scratched rocks and created chickensheads, which many people today incorrectly attribute to glaciers or glacier melt or glacier runoff.
First of all, if you want to join the mounties, you have to sit on the porch. Maybe Twight will notice you, maybe he won't. Go put up so mind-bending, revolutionary new ice or mixed routes that no one in their right mind would repeat, and just wait on the porch.