"On a walk consuming peyote buttons on December 24, 2006 in the foothills of Albuquerque's Sandia Mountains, the author had a vision regarding the true story about what happened to the three climbers on Mt Hood. Arousing his curiosity as a biostatistician and ethnographer, it occurred to him to perform rituals which enabled him to understand details about this tragic event that no one else has been to deduce, even the professional mountaineers involved in the rescue operation. After a year's study, the author has now published his very convincing research on the accident.
Using archeology and astronomy, Allen has determined that the exact weather conditions experienced by the fateful party. The author was thus able to match the top of the Bermuda Triangle with Polaris (a.k.a the North Star) while the other points of the triangle align with the sunsets at summer and winter solstice which enabled him to publish this startling new book of facts about the accident, and start a new life as a vampire."