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olyclimber

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  1. vlplACnr4T4
  2. When I was just a little boy I threw away all of my action toys While a I became obsessed with Operation With hearts and minds and certain glands You gotta learn to keep a steady hand And thus began my morbid fascination Tore the spines from out of all of these self-help books Made myself a gun that not only shoots but looks So real It shoots through steel With rays of dark matter Do you wonder where the self resides Is it in your head or between your sides And who will be the one who will decide Its true location And does the thought of bile that’s red and black The thought of tongues that taste you back Fill you with a nauseouseous sort of elation A noose is loosed around our necks made of DNA And every day it’s growing tighter no matter what they do or say And you can shoot right through it with rays of dark matter Just before they kick out the ladder With rays of dark matter Like something catching fire Do you wonder where the self resides Is it in your head or between your sides And who will be the one who will decide Its true location
  3. it seems like there are a few of good deals in tools these days. a pair of quarks for $275 in the garage sale. some below cost BD tools at REI.
  4. Members Only!!!!! _k8sK2PdrRQ I believe in them. So should you. When you put them on, something happens. And that something is better than nothing.
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    OMFGLOL

    Dru, wasn't your avatar at one time a skull???? Was it a LAUGHING SKULL??????
  6. Awesome Jon!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Step one is complete! Now execute the plan! Step two: Get thrown in jail Step three: Bribe the prison guards to pair you in a cell with her Step four: Commence to get'in it ON!!!! Step five: Sell the story to Enquirer
  7. funny, I that all those shows were for dweebs. I was more into hip shows like MASH reruns, the Wild Wild West,and The Beverly Hillbillys. Also, who could forget Gomer Pyle. Truly a golden age of TV. Unfortunately all we had was black and white though.
  8. I've got to say....this has to be my low moment:
  9. olyclimber

    Candirú

    The candirú parasitizes other fish. It swims into the gill cavities of other fish, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil". Recent research [1] has shown that candirú do not suck blood, but rather latch on to an artery and have blood pumped into them. It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine[2], and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the vagina and even the penis—and deep into the urethra) and because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[citation needed] The fish locates its host by following a water flow to its source and thus urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candirú homing in on a human urethra. Natives have also been known to bathe facing the current, as doing so would decrease the chances of the organism lodging itself in the rectum.[citation needed] Other orifices such as the penis or vagina are covered up with the use of hands. A well-circulated myth is that the candirú is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. However this is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is opposed by the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5-14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2-7 mm wide column of fluid.
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    Candirú

    ugh
  11. teh a team can enlarge your post count! 6CUgXlvexkQ
  12. Believe it or not, I'm walking on air! Believe it or not, its just me!
  13. For my 11111th post, teh hulk tWmHEF_PT8E
  14. Damn that was great show 6iQ-mzYRl3s
  15. MANIMAL!!!! ZlzntQvdwpo
  16. Check this madness!!! "The man that does not exist"!!!!!11 bykGaVXx3Ck
  17. AUplnn462uE Damn, how I miss that show. That car could shift itself!
  18. Remember when he used to command respect on that show Knight Rider? When the mighty fall, they fall so far.
  19. The news of the day is Drunk Hasselhoff!!! fmmUV1z8n2s
  20. Jay! How is someone getting cute teddy bears and roses sad??? why do you think LUV is sad???
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