Crux

Hey man, like, I was just wondering, why was all teh leebruls outraged when GWB droned Osama Bin Laden? And now all dat shit is cool. Wud up wid dat?

j_b, trolled by Jim again.

Please resume the unnecessarily slow-spewing spray mechanism.

Please, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

"Now George, say thank you to the nice painter and come put your toys away."

Stop and think. Were it not for Steve Jobs, would we have today an app for mispelling ?

Interesting statistic there Prole. But what can we do about it? I mean, USA second place? I say, not acceptable! But we need solutions. Anybody? Seriously, to take that number one position away from Romania, what can America do? Raise its median household income? Increase the percent of its children living in poor households? What's the answer? Of course, I'm being rhetorical here, while we already know the most expeditious tactic. It's tried and proven.

“Please be kind enough to let us know the number of plainclothes officers who will infiltrate our event so we can order the appropriate catering.” –- Gatineau Chamber of Commerce on Bill 78

fakebook is where loving parents go to be *liked* after they toss their kids a bag of cheetos for dinner.

I'm very, very sorry. But I'm going to hedge a little bit here. Now, hold still. Sorry.

Twinkie, Whole Twinkie, and 100 percent Whole Twinkie. What's the difference?

Without a shred of moral fiber!

Wonderbread is date bait! Ummkay, sweetie. Wanna go and try some Wonderbread wid me? I got some. Really. All white and waiting for somebody special like you.

But Obama has done everything in his power to make it spin faster. (DD QOTD)

Oh no, Dill Doe.

teh slyme stuff

itz in teh meat!

Go Ron Paul!

Spray is dead because of the Internet.

The title, I will agree, is not the best branding in politics. But the kids are alright. Sometimes they come up with some better stuff. "Occupy" is an example. That said, what impresses me about "#MillionHoodieMarch" is certainly not the choice of words as a title or even the particular cause represented, but the alternative media itself, in this case exemplified by the Twitter feed and how it works to support a useful dialog. The latest: #LetFreedomSpring: --@Twitter --and OWS, 3/24:

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23MillionHoodieMarch

(fixed it fer ya)

Chocolate cake! Yummmy!

But Doctor Paul is just so awesome. He's my favorite. Even more favoriter than my favoritest Transformer doll and my allowance. Well, sheesh, not more favorite than my allowance!