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She's a much better topic. I feel the need to make Jewel feel condomstipated. YEOOWW!!!

I think the real cause for the failure of this particular "retail store" is the availability the same products offered over the Internet at low prices. Many times I have gone into the Basecamp, tried something on, and bought it over the Internet. There is really no way to compete effectively against that. Having said that, if a retail gear shop REALLY wants to stay in bussiness in B'Ham, they should do most of their sales over the Internet. Sell to the world with low overhead. Basecamp failed to modify their bussiness model to keep up with the times.

You can aid the roof. Bring drops or iodine, there is a small creek near the top on the descent for some much needed H2O.

I hope you were able to put all this fun on the "Company Dime". THAT would make it beautiful!

The first impression seems to always be "dumbass", but, lo and behold, this guy was able to pull the heads up move and execute his backup plan, rather than bite it for the last time. Awesome!

There is some killer bouldering along the "Inter-Urban Trail" up here in Bellinghemp. You should definitely come up here and check it out, it's well worth any drive.

...the cheese I coax from my numerous body piercings.

I always tell the Jesue Freaks that have the bad luck to knock on my door "You are a duck." They look at me like I have two heads, and I explain: "You're like a duck coming to my door and asking me if I want to be a duck too. There is no fucking way I will ever be a duck." Another tactic, often employed when my wife, full of pity for these fools, becomes involved in an actual conversation with these clods, is to blast Carnivore's "Jesus Hitler". Totally sweet.... Jesus Hitler Adolf Christ Is this the second coming Or the fourth Reich? His mother a nun raped by a nazi near the end of the second great war gave birth to a son who could change the future for better or worse he's not sure I am what should never have been the ultimate abomination Have I returned to save the Jews or to destroy them? Hear thee my fellow nazolics come join the Neotheofacists keep the race pure practice eugenics and swear to the holy swazafix I have returned Reich und Roll! Hess to my left and Peter on my right will it be war or peace totalitarian on his throne of blood commands both man and beast a pair of souls trapped in the body of one both prisoners of reincarnation torn between good and evil I have returned for salvae-elimination

Just downloaded the full Adobe package for nothing....

Very sorry to hear about your loss. Best wishes, -J

YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! Pirates prefer the NAVY!!

No takers???? they use ARRRRRRRtillery!!! Duh!! Joke: Which branch of the military do pirates prefer?

Never! Pirates use ARRRRRRRRRRgon to establish inert atmospheres. Joke: What do pirates use to shoot ordinance over great distances?

No, shithead, they wear ARRRRRRRRRRgyle socks. Joke: Which noble gas do pirates prefer for establishing an inert atmosphere?

Joke: What type of socks do pirates wear?

Answer: ARRRRRRRRRRR

Joke: What do pirates breathe?

Meanwhile, I was playing slip-a-roni with your old lady. Where's her TR????

...for now. But when it is, OH BOY, you better watch out, 'cuz I'm coming for YOU, fucker, and I'm gonna Zlib compress your ASS! YEAH!!! FUCKERZZZZZZ!!!!

Some would disagree. Layton, for example, may have fallen victim (no pun intended) to bad varnish. After all, it is SANDstone.

Women drivers, no survivors.

Sea-Tac

I use a square knot with figure eight follow through back ups. Works great, and is easy to tie and untie.

Bob is a fucking clown puncher.

The moon is made out basalt, no matter what my attitude is. I could be the biggest pessimist, or float on clouds all day long, and the moon will never be made out of cheese. It's basalt. Likewise, Seattle will always suck shitty ass crack, no matter my attitude. And monks can burn themselves alive, too, no problem, and think it's just fine. That's Seattle to me, being burnt alive, except I can't modify my attitude to think that's just fine. I'll leave that quitter attitude to the yogis.