Formaldehead

Jesus is my Alpine Buddie! He taught me how to aid climb!

I'm terrified of getting banned again. I'm afraid of having my post thrown down the memory hole. I love Big Brother!

Armageddon has to have the most bad science in it. Flammable liquid oxygen dripping from pipes and pooling up within the space station, flying the space shuttle like an airplane, in space, and driving tricked out SUVs in the mircogravity of a meteor. Plus, a healthy dose of BMW ads, and "God Bless America" partiotism. :hurl:

Consider that the screws never melt out comlpetely. Consider covering the screw hangers with snow, or chipped ice, so that the sun doesn't heat them up.

Damn! Blocked at work. Please provide an ASCII transcript.

Concord Tower (I think), looking down at the base of the Beckey Route, with numerous Gore-Tex clad gumbies roughing it in the outdoors. What route did you climb?

Empty cans are for littering, foo.

[cockwagging]Um...some stuff[/cockwagging]

Any helmet mods I can make? I'm thinking along the lines of those "sipper" helmets, but I don't want to disturb the balance, or the impact resistance.

ho·mo·e·rot·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hm--rtk) adj. Of or concerning homosexual love and desire. Tending to arouse such desire. Hmmm...

Do you hold your beer in your control hand, so that you can only drink at the rap stations, or do your hold it in the other hand, and schoon all the way down? I'm just wondering what the safest technique is. catbirdseat?

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Lots of people have this guy for a boss, and based on their actions, he's a total dickhead, just like YOUR boss.

Chugged a soupcan full of coagulated bacon grease and cigarettes butts. Felt much better. Thanks for your reccomendations!!

Can it, Formhead.

Shut up, you weak fag. People like you are ruining this great society.

Speaking from experience? I heard you've got a line on the good ether, now that you're a college pussy again.

I really learned a lot about people! Honed my skills on the hardest climb at Index. Found a KILLER new boldering area, TOP SECRETE! SWEET cracks! KILLER landings, short APPROACH. Can't WAIT to GO back.

I don't check the post fools, only the PMs.

Did some heavy drinking last night. Muchas gracias, Senor Cuervo. Feel like someone took a shit in my mouth, and beat me about the head with a blunt object. Any remedies? Or should I just duke it out with Jose again, show him who's boss?

1995 Enjoy the Bighouse, PUNK!

March, 1998

I'm not bashing an addiction, I'm bashing the mouthpiece of the conservative right. I'm gloating over him while he hits bottom, after years at the top. I'm laughing my ass off because he's a HYPOCRITE!!!

"I am The Beast 666. All will kneel before Me, the Lord of the Flies."

YUM, YUM, humble pie!! This fat fuck finally gets to eat a big ol' slice of the shit pie he's been serving up for so long. Someone, find a quote of his about how drug users should be castrated, please!